Jokes: Page 107

 

Friends

 

CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we screwed up...but that shit was fun!"
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.


 MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.


MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste... that's alcohol Abuse!!"
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!
 


CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this