Jokes: Page 109
Things Will Never Be the Same
Bob, who was in his late 50's, retired and started a second career.
However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day 5, 10, 15
minutes late. But he was smart and a good worker so the Boss was in a
quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Bob" he
said, "I have to tell you, I like your work ethic. You're the best worker
we have, but you're late every day and it's starting to bother me."
"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well, that's good, Bob. You're a team player. That's what I was
hoping to hear. It does strike me as odd though, you're coming in late so
often. I know you're retired from the Air Force.... what did they say if
you came in late there?"
They said, "Good morning, General".