Jokes: Page 109


Things Will Never Be the Same


        Bob, who was in his late 50's, retired and started a second career. 
        However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time.  Every day 5, 10, 15
        minutes late.  But he was smart and a good worker so the Boss was in a
        quandary about how to deal with it.

               Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.  "Bob" he
        said, "I have to tell you, I like your work ethic.  You're the best worker
        we have, but you're late every day and it's starting to bother me."

               "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

               "Well, that's good, Bob.  You're a team player.  That's what I was
        hoping to hear.  It does strike me as odd though, you're coming in late so
        often.  I know you're retired from the Air Force.... what did they say if
        you came in late there?"

              They said, "Good morning, General".