Jokes: Page 114
2008 GOLF TERMS
1. A 'James Joyce' --- a putt that's an impossible read.
2. A 'Rock Hudson' --- it looked straight, but wasn't.
3. A 'Saddam Hussein' --- from one bunker into another.
4. A 'Yasser Arafat' --- butt ugly and in the sand.
5 A 'John Kennedy Jr.' --- didn't make it over the water.
6. A 'Rodney King' --- over-clubbed.
7. An 'O.J. Simpson' --- got away with it.
8. A 'Princess Grace' --- should have used a driver.
9. A 'Princess Di' --- shouldn't have used a driver.
10. A 'Paris Hilton' --- a very expensive hole.
11. A 'Rush Limbaugh' --- way too far to the right.
12. A 'Nancy Pelosi' --- way too far to the left.
13. A 'Barbra Streisand' --- ugly but still working.
14. A 'Teddy Kennedy' --- goes in the water, but jumps out.