Jokes: Page 114

2008 GOLF TERMS



   
    1. A 'James Joyce' --- a putt that's an impossible read.

        2. A 'Rock Hudson' --- it looked straight, but wasn't.

        3. A 'Saddam Hussein' --- from one bunker into another.

        4. A 'Yasser Arafat' --- butt ugly and in the sand.

        5 A 'John Kennedy Jr.' --- didn't make it over the water.

        6. A 'Rodney King' --- over-clubbed.

        7. An 'O.J. Simpson' --- got away with it.

        8. A 'Princess Grace' --- should have used a driver.

        9. A 'Princess Di' --- shouldn't have used a driver.

        10. A 'Paris Hilton' --- a very expensive hole.

        11. A 'Rush Limbaugh' --- way too far to the right.

        12. A 'Nancy Pelosi' --- way too far to the left.

        13. A 'Barbra Streisand' --- ugly but still working.

        14. A 'Teddy Kennedy' --- goes in the water, but jumps out.